haphpiness

These are things in PHP which make me genuinely_happy();

71% of the Web Runs on PHP

Not 7%. Not 17%. Seventy-one percent. According to W3Techs, PHP powers 70.8% of all websites with a known server-side programming language. The next closest, Ruby, sits at 6.8%. PHP is bigger than every other server-side language on the list combined, by a factor of ten over the runner-up.

70.8%
PHP market share
6.8%
Ruby (2nd place)
5.2M
PHP developers worldwide

The honest footnote: this number is drifting down. PHP peaked around 83% in 2017 and sat near 79% a couple of years ago. The slide tracks the rise of static sites, SPA architectures, and JavaScript on the server. But "losing share" and "losing relevance" are different claims. A tenth-place language would kill for a decline that leaves it ten times the size of second place.

PHP
70.8%
Ruby
6.8%
JavaScript
6.7%
Java
5.5%
Scala
5.0%
ASP.NET
4.3%
Python
1.2%

Source: W3Techs, July 2026

Every time someone tweets "PHP is dead", they're talking about a language that powers more websites than all other server-side languages combined. The data doesn't care about hot takes.

Significance: Dominance

Market share this dominant doesn't happen by accident. It means billions of users interact with PHP-powered sites every day. It means the language works at scale, for every kind of application, in every kind of hosting environment. "Is PHP relevant?" is not even a question. It's the answer.